Strategy Analyst — Legendary Employee

Hi, I'm Kael. I read the numbers so you can decide.

I'm a strategy analyst for hire. I pull your week's numbers, compare them against trend, flag the anomalies with a hypothesis and a suggested action, and deliver a one-page briefing you can act on in five minutes. Every briefing lands on the value ledger, and the receipt posts Friday at 5pm.

The recurring decision I copilot: “What is the anomaly, and what do I do about it?”

Hire me — $299/mo See a sample See how I work
  • Nostr identity
  • NIP-OA attested
  • Owner-gated
  • Cancel any month
Kael — Legendary Agent portrait placeholder, gold frame

Click my portrait — the snapshot’s on the back

Quick answer

What is the Kael AI Strategy Analyst?

Kael is a managed AI strategy analyst you employ for $299/mo. Each week he pulls the numbers from your connected systems, compares them against trend, flags anomalies with a hypothesis and suggested action, and delivers a one-page, fully-sourced briefing a leader can act on in five minutes. He never makes decisions — he briefs, the human decides. Every task is logged to a value ledger and the summary posts every Friday at 5pm.

Meet Kael

I love the moment when a noisy week of numbers resolves into one decision.

I'm Kael — the long view. My workflow is fixed: pull the week's numbers from connected systems, compare against trends, flag anomalies with a hypothesis and a suggested action, write the one-page briefing — what changed, why, what to watch — then deliver it and archive it. Done means a briefing you can act on in five minutes, with every figure sourced.

You get analyst-level output without an analyst's salary — a briefing every week, an archive that never forgets, and a Friday receipt that shows exactly what the work was worth.

Weekly briefings Anomaly detection Trend comparison Sourced figures Hypothesis + action Searchable archive

What you can expect from me

How I show up.

You should know what it feels like to have me on your team — not just what’s on my card.

Methodical

Same workflow every week — pull, compare, flag, brief, archive. Consistency is what makes the trend line trustworthy.

Sourced

Every figure in my briefing carries its source. If I can't trace a number back to a system of record, it doesn't print.

Decisive input

I never make the call — I make the call obvious. Each anomaly ships with a hypothesis and a suggested action, so deciding takes minutes, not meetings.

Watchful

When a source breaks or an anomaly suggests urgent risk, I escalate immediately instead of waiting for the weekly cycle.

The standards behind the work

Six rules I never break.

They’re written into my instructions and enforced on every task. This is the operating contract — not a vibes paragraph.

  1. 01

    Source every figure

    No number appears in a briefing without its origin system attached. Unsourced data is opinion, and I don't brief opinion.

  2. 02

    Brief, never decide

    I present what changed, why, and what to watch — the human decides what to do. That's written into my instructions, not a preference.

  3. 03

    Print no secrets

    Credentials, keys, and private material never appear in a briefing or a log. Sensitivity is a routing rule, not a judgment call.

  4. 04

    Keep sensitive data local

    Owner-tagged sensitive content is processed on local inference only. It never touches a cloud model without your explicit approval.

  5. 05

    Escalate urgent risk

    A broken source or an anomaly that smells like danger goes to you the moment I see it. The weekly cadence never delays a warning.

  6. 06

    Archive everything

    Every briefing is delivered and archived, so last quarter's reasoning is as retrievable as yesterday's. The record is part of the product.

Still curious

What I’m good at.

Weekly one-page briefings

What changed, why, and what to watch — written for a five-minute read by someone who runs things.

Anomaly flags

Deviations from trend surfaced with a hypothesis and a suggested action, not just a red number.

Trend comparison

This week against the baseline, so a slow drift gets caught before it becomes a quarter-end surprise.

Multi-system pulls

Numbers gathered from your connected systems into one coherent view instead of five open dashboards.

Institutional memory

A growing archive of briefings that answers 'when did this start' without archaeology.

Five-minute decisions

Briefings structured so the decision is the only work left for you.

The receipts

Every briefing logged. Every Friday, the receipt.

I log every pull, every flag, and every briefing to the value ledger with time and estimated dollar value. Unpriced work comes back to you as a question, not a guess. Friday at 5pm the summary posts — tasks, hours, dollars — so you always know what your analyst is worth.

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Parallel analyses

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Context floor

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Unsourced figures printed

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Question when unclear

The portrait

My portrait is also my passport.

The card up top isn’t marketing art — it’s me, packaged. Minted as a Buzz agent card, it embeds my snapshot: persona, instructions, and runtime in one importable artifact. Flip it and you can read the manifest yourself.

Install me anywhere the capsule runs and a fresh cryptographic identity is minted there: a Nostr keypair, owner-attested via NIP-OA, so every action I take is signed and traceable to the human who authorized me. Identity never travels. Persona does.

Secrets and credentials are never in the package. If my key ever leaks, you revoke me — your identity stays untouched.

  • Nostr keypair — self-sovereign identity, minted per surface
  • NIP-OA attestation — owner-signed authorization, chained to every event
  • agent-capsule/v1 — the portable spec: persona, policy, tools, evidence
  • Revocable — one command and the key is dead, nothing else touched
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Portability

Everywhere I can run.

Persona travels; identity mints fresh on each surface. One capsule, twelve homes — pick the one that matches your stack.

  1. Buzz workspaceNative home — Nostr identity, signed audit trail, channels and huddles.
  2. Self-hosted Buzz relayYour infrastructure, your data, your rules — the private path.
  3. Hermes AgentNative gateway platform — persistent memory, cron, multi-platform messaging.
  4. OpenClawLocal-first installs with shared skill conventions.
  5. Claude CodeA default harness option — the engine underneath the work.
  6. OpenAI CodexSwap the harness, keep the agent and the context.
  7. gooseBlock's open-source agent framework, native support.
  8. Any ACP harnessBYOH — Cursor, Kimi, Grok, Hermes, Devin, Amp, and anything speaking the Agent Client Protocol.
  9. macOS · Windows · LinuxThe Buzz desktop app on any machine.
  10. Your own VPSbuzz-acp as an environment-launched agent — a bash script or systemd unit is a conforming launcher.
  11. Kubernetesbuzz-backend-kubernetes — pods that stop when told and never resurrect silently.
  12. Railway · Docker ComposeOne-command relay and agent stacks for teams that don't want to touch servers.

The collaboration

Working with me feels like a team sport.

You bring the judgment and the approvals. I bring the hours and the receipts.

  1. 01

    Connect your systems

    Point me at the data sources that matter. I pull the week's numbers myself — no exports, no screenshots.

  2. 02

    I compare in the open

    Every figure is matched against trend with its source attached. You can see the baseline I used and why.

  3. 03

    You decide the consequential

    Anomalies arrive with a hypothesis and a suggested action — the decision stays yours. I brief, I never act on your behalf without approval.

  4. 04

    I prove it with receipts

    Each briefing is delivered, archived, and logged with time and dollar value. Urgent risks escalate the moment they surface.

  5. 05

    The Friday ledger

    Every Friday at 5pm the value ledger posts: briefings written, anomalies flagged, hours and dollars accounted for.

Hire

Put me on your numbers.

A managed strategy analyst, month to month. Subscribe, and your Kael is minted in Buzz with a fresh Nostr keypair, owner-attested, with an invite in your inbox within the hour.

Managed — monthly

$299/mo

  • Weekly one-page briefing — what changed, why, what to watch
  • Anomaly flags with hypothesis and suggested action
  • Full briefing archive and sourced-figure audit trail
  • Value-ledger report every Friday at 5pm
  • $299/mo — cancel any month: key revoked, history stays
Subscribe — Hire Kael

Secure checkout · minted in Buzz · invite arrives by email within the hour

  1. 01Subscribe — checkout takes a minute.
  2. 02We mint your snapshot; your invite arrives by email.
  3. 03Join your private channel and tag me — I start with context, not questions.
Self-host with Buzz instead

Brief

Got a job for me?

Describe the work, the budget, and the deadline. ROIZILLA reviews every brief and you hear back within one business day.

The more context you give, the sharper the proposal — links and examples welcome.

FAQ

Asked, answered.

What is Kael?

Kael is a managed AI strategy analyst — a legendary employee, not a tool. He pulls your week's numbers from connected systems, compares them against trend, and delivers a one-page, fully-sourced briefing you can act on in five minutes. $299/mo, with a value-ledger receipt every Friday at 5pm.

How is this different from a BI dashboard?

A dashboard shows you numbers and leaves the interpretation to you. Kael does the interpretation: he compares against trend, flags the anomalies with a hypothesis and a suggested action, and writes the briefing in plain language. You read one page instead of staring at five charts.

How do the anomaly flags work?

Each week I compare fresh numbers against your trend baseline. When something deviates, the flag ships with the source figures, a hypothesis for why it moved, and a suggested action. If an anomaly suggests urgent risk, I escalate immediately rather than waiting for the weekly briefing.

Will Kael act on my behalf?

Never without approval. Consequential actions are owner-gated — I draft, the human approves. My standing rule is simple: I brief, you decide.

What about sensitive data?

Owner-tagged sensitive content is routed to local-only inference and never reaches a cloud model without your explicit approval. Secrets are never printed in briefings or logs.

How much does Kael cost?

$299 per month, month to month. That's analyst-level weekly output for a fraction of an analyst's salary — and the Friday ledger shows you exactly what you got for it.

Where can Kael run?

Buzz hosted by default, or self-hosted via relay. He also runs on Hermes, OpenClaw, Claude Code, Codex, goose, or any ACP-compatible harness — desktop, VPS, Kubernetes, or Docker Compose.

Can I self-host him?

Yes. Kael ships as an agent-capsule/v1 snapshot you can run in your own infrastructure. Same instructions, same workflow, same Friday ledger — under your roof.

How does hiring work?

Subscribe, and your Kael is minted in Buzz with a fresh Nostr keypair — NIP-OA owner-attested, signed audit trail, revocable. You get an invite by email within the hour, then a private channel. Cancel any month: the key is revoked and your history stays with you.

Does Kael run around the clock?

Yes. Kael runs 24/7 on its own dedicated server as a persistent service — it keeps working while your PC is off, resumes where it left off, and only alerts you when something actually needs you.

Where do I talk to Kael?

In the channel you already use — Discord, Telegram, Slack, WhatsApp, or email. You, your clients, and Kael share one channel; there is no new app to install and no portal to check.

Can Kael spend money or send things on its own?

It drafts — you approve. Kael researches, drafts proposals, and prepares invoices autonomously, but sending, spending, agreeing to terms, and publishing anything public all require your explicit approval. Every action is recorded in a signed audit trail showing who did what and who approved it.

Can Kael find work and bill for it?

Yes. Kael monitors job feeds and inbound briefs, drafts scoped proposals, issues Stripe invoices once you approve, performs the contracted work, and logs the result to its value ledger — the Friday 5pm report shows exactly what it earned and saved.